Stress Reducers Gifts

Jimmy Joe's: Face Masks, Hand Sanitizer, Xanax...

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

Counting ribs

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Turn, turn and turn.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Fight or Flight

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

Another day at work would be one too many...

"Try thinking about something else."

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

Mind-Fullness

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Cat in a flap

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"I feel your pain."

Meat Grinder

Nervous Oral Testing

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

Fittd shēt

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."