Stress Reduction Gifts

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

'I moved the computer and phone off my desk. It's feng shui thing. It has successfully reduced my job related stress.'

"I Have so much less stress since I removed the phone and inbox."

"Today is the first day of the rest of your life..."

'This car was owned by a school teacher who only used it to drive to her stress reduction classes.'

'I see Phelps is back from that stress reduction seminar.'

'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

'It's a questionnaire asking why you're interested in early retirement?'

Exercise undoubtedly relieves stress, but you may need to check with your doctor.

'I always have a hard-time unwinding when I'm trying a big case.'

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

Take up a relaxing hobby like fishing...

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

In basket-case.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

Counting ribs

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

'Ahhh...'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

Work Parfait

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'