Stress Reducers Prints

Jimmy Joe's: Face Masks, Hand Sanitizer, Xanax...

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

Counting ribs

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Turn, turn and turn.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

Another day at work would be one too many...

Fight or Flight

"Try thinking about something else."

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

Mind-Fullness

Cat in a flap

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Fittd shēt

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

Meat Grinder

"I feel your pain."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

Nervous Oral Testing