Stress Reducer Detective Gifts

'I'm an extremely general practitioner.'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

"I'm bearly keeping ahead."

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

Professional woman in pub

'Look, I said I'd bring you the report on micromanaging. Just give me a chance.'

"The water does taste a little funny. Maybe they added analgesics, to ease the pain of restructuring."

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

"The majestic way they climb higher and higher until they seem to kiss the sky reminds me of the huge pile of work I have waiting for me when I get back."

"What a day. I almost lost my smug look of detached superiority."

"Life's a lot less stressful now if I take a couple of hours off and go into the office."

"With great power comes great, great stress."

"Time to do it in!"

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

"And this is another economic indicator."

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

"If you work real hard and are willing to put in the hours, the sky's the limit."

'I see Phelps is back from that stress reduction seminar.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',