Stress Relief Explorer Gifts

Tired of being yelled at, employees at Lufner Industries discovered a way to lace Mr. Lufner's coffee with a solid form of nitrous oxide.

'I sense that you're experiencing a bit stress. They say that shopping is therapeutic. How about joining my Mom and I this weekend!'

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

'I'm a ll for trying new techniques...And Tai Chi might be of some use as part of an anger management programme.'

I find it removes much of the stress of my job.

"Life's a lot less stressful now if I take a couple of hours off and go into the office."

Counting ribs

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Ahhh...'

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Work Parfait

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Turn, turn and turn.

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Fight or Flight

Another day at work would be one too many...

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Mind-Fullness

Cat in a flap

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Nervous Oral Testing

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"I feel your pain."

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.