Stress Relief Seeker Gifts

'Are you alright? You seem tense...'

"I have a lot of stress"

Freud at a crossroads: 'Psychoanalysis should relieve stress and anxiety...but so does looking at fish.'

Man hiding under office desk

"Please stay on the line. All of our customer-service representatives are kidding around and throwing paper airplanes at each other."

"You're carrying a lot of tension."

"You're all tense. Let me loosen these a bit."

'Try these relaxation methods. If they don't work, I'll prescribe a tranquilizer dart.'

'This is the substitute stress-medication your insurance company approved. Just watch them for a couple hours a day, and you should feel good as new.'

"Sheep gave me stress."

'Miss Pemberton is off with nervous exhaustion, so this is your substitute teacher.'

'It's not my childhood memories that are painful... it's this spring in your couch!'

"I feel a lot of tension here."

Man constantly stressing

'Mr. De Vries is still busy... Coffee?'

Anger Management: "You're not angry enough. Come back again tomorrow."

"I don't think you understand how stressful jobs like mine are.. do you realise I'm responsible for the entire cat litter packaging programme in this area."

Man Imprisoned in Christmas Gift: 'Help!'

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

'It's John on the 'phone, he's no sick-days left... so he's rung-in dead!'

'It's a model to study stress...these mice all have long commutes, dead end jobs and out of control kids.'

"The therapeutic petting zoo creatures have calmed the office, but the cleaning crew is freaking out!"

"I told you never to call me at this number."

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

Big Al's Sporting Goods...Stress management consultant on duty!

"The doctor is on medical leave. Diagnosing your hypochondria gave him repetitive stress syndrome."

"It's bad. He's not even responding to my emails."

"The distressed-style wood flooring we installed in the kitchen seems to have crept into Fred!"

'Beating hell out of a sand-tray is nothing - mine lets me smash up the bookcases!'

'You're way too tense, Kevin. This will help.'

"Stress Free."

'Wehenver the insanity of modern life gets to be too much I find solace and comfort soaring the blue skies in my little airplane with the monster tires.'

'Before we begin may I emit a prolonged rant about my work week?

'Well, this is a new low - even for you.'

"For God's sake see reason, man! That's the directors' car park below!"