Stress Relief Seekers Gifts

'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'

Stress management Clinic: 'Sorry, closed due to burnout.'

'Sometimes when I'm stressed out, I just float here and watch them walk around.'

'The quarterly earnings don't look good. We seem to be in a bit of a slump.'

"Heck, yeah, we have benefits! Take the coffeepot, for instance...it's always full."

The little engine that wouldn't.

"He's been at it all week...ever since he read that dancing was good for his mental health, but it's ruining mine!"

'At first I decided that Bob should sit out the rest of the game. He twisted his mind... but now I'm thinking - hey, maybe this is an opportunity.'

In case of emergency, break glass.

Dog hides under book titled 'Coping With Obedience School Stress'.

Counting ribs

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

'Ahhh...'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Work Parfait

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Turn, turn and turn.

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Another day at work would be one too many...

Fight or Flight

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Mind-Fullness

Cat in a flap

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Nervous Oral Testing

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'