Stress-buster Seekers Gifts

"I haven't been in because I've been tearing it out myself."

'Ahhh...'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Work Parfait

Another day at work would be one too many...

Under pressure.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Time for vacation, time for work.

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

Workload management.

"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."

"I'm bearly keeping ahead."

Professional woman in pub

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

Anti stress week: For God sake don't miss it!!

'My poor darling! Did your boss put you under pressure again?'

'Look, I said I'd bring you the report on micromanaging. Just give me a chance.'

"The water does taste a little funny. Maybe they added analgesics, to ease the pain of restructuring."

"I'm putting you on country music."

'Well, this is a new low - even for you.'

"It's bad. He's not even responding to my emails."

"Stress is often associated with feelings of 'isolation'...It's really important that you see yourself as valued, as useful!"