Stress-buster Seekers Gifts

"I haven't been in because I've been tearing it out myself."

'Ahhh...'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Work Parfait

Another day at work would be one too many...

Under pressure.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Time for vacation, time for work.

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

"I need to clone myself."

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

Anti stress week: For God sake don't miss it!!

Professional woman in pub

'My poor darling! Did your boss put you under pressure again?'

Workload management.

"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."

"I'm bearly keeping ahead."

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

'Look, I said I'd bring you the report on micromanaging. Just give me a chance.'

"The water does taste a little funny. Maybe they added analgesics, to ease the pain of restructuring."

'Well, this is a new low - even for you.'

"I'm putting you on country music."

"It's bad. He's not even responding to my emails."