Stressbuster Seeker Gifts

Are you suffering from job burn-out? Here are 4 early warning signs:

"People just don't realise how stressful this job is! The crushing hours, the pressure. The relentless chasing of targets. The constant change....I used to have hair!"

In basket-case.

'Ahhh...'

Work Parfait

Muscles

Another day at work would be one too many...

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Under pressure.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

Bench Press Accident

"We're exclusively delts."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Time for vacation, time for work.

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

Exercise Bars

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Anti stress week: For God sake don't miss it!!

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

'101 ways to drive your boss crazy.' 'How to stay sane at the top.'

"I'm bearly keeping ahead."

Workload management.

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'