Stress-buster Seeker Gifts

"This is going to be a two-cupcake Friday."

'Is there any truth in the rumour that there's someone sitting around this table who hasn't got an ulcer?'

'I moved the computer and phone off my desk. It's feng shui thing. It has successfully reduced my job related stress.'

'If I was any more relaxed, I could host a NPR program.'

"Is there some software that will help me do 18 hours work in less than 8?"

"It's been a stressful school year."

Emergency Vacations: 'Travel agent on duty 24 hours.'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

"I think Mr. Jackson is dismissing the class!"

Workaholics Anonymous- 'Nowadays, I spend a lot of time making amends. I have no idea why. There's no market for them.'

"Time to do it in!"

"I'm late for that lecture on the importance of relaxation!"

"You said this would help with my stress. When's the foot rub start?"

"I didn't insult or hit you and I didn't fire you today. That's enough praise."

"I'm overworked, underpaid and stressed as hell. . . What do you have to complain about?"

"I'm bearly keeping ahead."

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

Man overloaded with paper

'So do I take it that all things considered and after a thorough review of all the other demands upon your time you would rather not volunteer to plan the office Xmas party this year?'

Yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life: 'The pay is good, but the pressure here...'

What's it like having your work hours cut back? It's been interesting, good. I find myself less stressed. For instance, I've got a legal brief due next week and I'm not freaking out. EVEN THOUGH I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED ON IT YET! You do seem calmer. Quick, I need a pen and a copy of the Constitution.

'Ahhh...'

Spa

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Work Parfait

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Working Holiday

Another day at work would be one too many...

Under pressure.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Cat in a flap

"I love this time of day."

Time for vacation, time for work.

Dog Park / Cat Park

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'