Boredom Buster Seeker Gifts

'What I mainly want to get out of this meeting is myself.'

'Miss Harper, get me everything we have on fighting boredom.'

Places of dis-interest - Norfolk.

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Under pressure.

Time for vacation, time for work.

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

The Adventures of God

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

Tic-tac-toe

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

The Sleeping Congregation.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Chairmen of the Bored

Mitch realizes he was alive at noon.

"I'm bearly keeping ahead."

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

"I've had enough of watching grass grow. What's on the Paint Drying Channel?"

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'Bored?'

"I'm putting you on country music."

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven