Holiday Stress Relief Seeker Gifts

Counting ribs

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Ahhh...'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Work Parfait

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Turn, turn and turn.

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Another day at work would be one too many...

Fight or Flight

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Mind-Fullness

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Cat in a flap

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

Nervous Oral Testing

"I feel your pain."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Stressed over time management

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

Torn-Off Mouse.