Holiday Stress Management Gifts

'The Angst!...The dread...The fear of not getting it right...'

Where your mind & battle are los

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

In basket-case.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

Counting ribs

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Santa Claus's Mail

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"First class, or with children?"

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

Work Parfait

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Surfing the daily stress

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

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