Holiday Stress Gifts

Children line up to talk to Santa

'I'm pretty sure I�m seeing you due to bad nog, but as a struggling small business owner trying to keep costs down, I�m wondering if you'd deliver these bills on your rounds?'

"Gasp! Christmas! Puff! Must get away from...Christmas! Gasp! Puff!"

"Lousy elves are on strike again. You people gift wrap?"

Where your mind & battle are los

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

At the Museum

A Good Batch.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

The Vineyard

Counting ribs

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

The Baby Walker

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Easter Island legs

Tourists

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Faster, Georges, faster!

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Meet the scribe"

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Transylvanian backpackers.