Stress Explorer Gifts

"My therapist told me if I start getting too stressed out at work to get up and go for a nice walk."

Closed system: Worry-powered TV set.

Computer Room.

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

The Amazing Man-Spider

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Signs of Stress

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

Indecision and Outrage Trays

'All right, Hargreaves, you've made your point clear.'

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"

Free-Floating Anxiety

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"Sure I can make that deadline."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

"Hell: The Airport"

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

"I am totally ready for this presentation."

"With great power comes great, great stress."

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand