Stressnavigator Gifts

Fuctional calendars - dates include 'one of those days', 'another one of those days' and 'don't go near this one'.

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Computer Room.

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"But what if this is all there is?"

Indecision and Outrage Trays

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

"Life's a lot less stressful now if I take a couple of hours off and go into the office."

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

"With great power comes great, great stress."

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

'You need some stress.'

"No, mom. . . it was last winter when I was skating on thin ice. This spring I'm just walking a fine line."

"We don't have a gym, but the boss keeps you on your toes."

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

Neverending Task.

'My life is around here somewhere.'

"I think it's the road to Stressville...."

'You must adopt a healthy lifestyle to work here because you'll have to sweat a lot of blood.'

Falling profits.

'Could you put a little more effort into that 'IN' box of yours?'