Stress Navigators Gifts

The type AA personality.

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

You can never escape from stress because... the world is made up of only two kinds of people: those who ride motorcycles, and those who have to listen to the people riding them.

'I'm not stressed out. I'm stressed in.'

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"We're looking for someone who has room for more stress in their life."

"Oh, I got it together, I just couldn't keep it together."

"I'm in competition with myself...... and I'm losing."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Computer Room.

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

"But what if this is all there is?"

Indecision and Outrage Trays

"Life's a lot less stressful now if I take a couple of hours off and go into the office."

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

"With great power comes great, great stress."

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

"No, mom. . . it was last winter when I was skating on thin ice. This spring I'm just walking a fine line."

"We don't have a gym, but the boss keeps you on your toes."

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

"I think it's the road to Stressville...."

'Could you put a little more effort into that 'IN' box of yours?'

'I'm worried about not being worried...'

"Don't get caught."

"Has your husband been exposed to Christmas at all?"

"No, I don't want a glass of water, but I'm worried that I might want one."