Anxiety Navigators Gifts

"I wasn't nervously hovered around enough as a child."

"Obsessively worrying about everything isn't a problem in green job applications - it's a prerequisite."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

Surfing the daily stress

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

The Map of the Human Heart

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"But what if this is all there is?"

The Wishing Well

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

'He's never there for me.'

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

"With great power comes great, great stress."

"Hell: The Airport"

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

"Adolescence can be a very trying time, Mr. Alcorn."

"No, mom. . . it was last winter when I was skating on thin ice. This spring I'm just walking a fine line."

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

"You call that worrying?"