Mental Health Navigators Gifts

'Each career accomplishment makes me afraid of becoming overqualified.'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

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"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

"But what if this is all there is?"

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

"Adolescence can be a very trying time, Mr. Alcorn."

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

"You're sucking all the fun out of my misery."

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"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

"I am just going outside to find an NHS dentist and may be some time."

'I'm a billionaire, but I think like a millionaire.'

Just one of the many ways self-help books can improve people's lives.

"Yes, you've mentioned this 'Facebook' in the past—tell me, is 'Facebook' saying anything right now?"

"This sense of remorse... should I be concerned?"

"One coping mechanism I suggest to deal with uncertain times is to eat as much as you can, gain a lot of weight, and then go have a nap for six months or so."

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

'The first step was admitting I didn't really have a problem.'

"I know it's tempting but please don't pigeonhole me."

'I'm concerned. I'm happy!