Mental Health Mavens Gifts

"That's guy's got 12 personalities...address his bill 'To Whom It May Concern.'"

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"I keep on getting these feelings of love, peace and empathy..."

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"That's a big fat lie!"

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

"I'm now ready to attend those anger management meetings!"

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

"You must learn to let go."

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

If dogs were psychiatrists.

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

"Adolescence can be a very trying time, Mr. Alcorn."

'Psychoanalysis is passé. I suggest we ask for asylum in France.'

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"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

Post-psychoanalysis

"You bet I'm stressed, I can't stop imagining there's a poacher hiding behind every bush..."