Mental Health Mavens Mugs

"That's guy's got 12 personalities...address his bill 'To Whom It May Concern.'"

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"That's a big fat lie!"

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

"I'm now ready to attend those anger management meetings!"

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

"You must learn to let go."

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

If dogs were psychiatrists.

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

'Psychoanalysis is passé. I suggest we ask for asylum in France.'

"You bet I'm stressed, I can't stop imagining there's a poacher hiding behind every bush..."

"Adolescence can be a very trying time, Mr. Alcorn."

"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."

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"You're sucking all the fun out of my misery."

Post-psychoanalysis