Mental Health Explorer Gifts

"Enough about the pandemic, just tell me about your mother...."

"It was never about the presents - it's about the power."

"I think I'm making progress. My agonized ambivalence has given way to plain old agony."

"Lets work on losing your inner child"

'I keep thinking about teaching.'

Woman reads a mountain of books, all about OCD.

"I'm doing a lot better now that I'm back in denial."

"I know it's tempting but please don't pigeonhole me."

'Do you think I have an inferiority complex?' - 'No, I think you are inferior.'

'The first step was admitting I didn't really have a problem.'

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic.'

'The bartender referred me to a shoe shine boy, and the shoe shine boy referred me to you.'

'When did you first notice you were becoming invisible?'

"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."

'The bartender referred me to a shoe shine boy, and the shoe shine boy referred me to you.'

"How long have you been Acrophobic"

'Troubles and constant suffering almost made me give up on life.... BUT THEN I DISCOVERED MASOCHISM!!'

"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?"

'I'm concerned. I'm happy!

'You're being too hard on yourself. No one's perfect - aside from you.'

'My guru thinks you're nuts.'

'Schizophrenia! Schizophrenia! What the bloody hell makes you think I've got schizophrenia?'

'I think paranoia is out to get me!'

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

A warning for travellers in the fast lane: A beta block has shut off John's meta mind.

'I'm going to take you off 8 medications and put you on 9 new ones.'

'...and what makes you think that people always take advantage of you?'

Coping with apathy (title of book in trash)

'Sorry, Rorschach.'

"Something has to change....my life is turning into pure hell."

"I can't get close to people."

"My life is a powerful blast tocenter field easily snagged on the warning track."

Caption Contest TK

'I'm so miserable. I don't know what to do.''Hey, I know! We could put on a show.'

"Of course you're going to be depressed if you keep comparing yourself with successful people."