Emotional Health Explorer Gifts

Bird to psychologist: 'I have some deep-seeded issues.'

"When did you first notice that he had the blues?"

"The vet said his depression is due to directing hostile ambivalent feelings of loss toward the self...but that's the Freudian view."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

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'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Comedy and tragedy masks

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Feel better, dear?"

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

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