Emotional Health Explorer Pillows

Bird to psychologist: 'I have some deep-seeded issues.'

"When did you first notice that he had the blues?"

"The vet said his depression is due to directing hostile ambivalent feelings of loss toward the self...but that's the Freudian view."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Relationship Warning Lights

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Large Emoticon Collider

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Comedy and tragedy masks

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

Two Rages Passing in the Night

"Feel better, dear?"

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."