Emotional Health Enthusiast Pillows

"Could we up the dosage? I still have feelings."

Emotional Incontinence - Emotional Illiteracy

Out of Sorts

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Licensed Therapist

"You left your demons here last week."

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

'Why am I such a grouch?'

"We added it just for the millenials."

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"You must learn to let go."

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

"Ever since the accident, I can't seem to get it together."

If dogs were psychiatrists.

"When you hold me like this, you make me feel I can do anything."

Welcome: How Does that Make You Feel?

"I'm going to probe the depths of Mr. Osgood's psyche, Miss Wigley - Have the smelling salts ready."

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

"You keep everything bottled up inside."

"Krazy straw"