Mental Wellness Explorer Gifts

Man reading 'Nudge Theory' is pushed over.

The invisible man takes self-awareness classes.

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

I'm OK, You're OK - They Suck (self-help books)

'You want to feel happy? There's an app for that.'

'I'm looking for something to change my life from quiet desperation to utter jubilation.'

'Doctor, you have to help me! I'm addicted to grandchildren on prozac...'

"I keep getting into a flap."

Just one of the many ways self-help books can improve people's lives.

'My tailor just won't accept that I've grown as a person."

SELF-ESTEEM CLINIC, 'The little-bitty door is a nice touch.'

'How did it go at the shrink?'

'Take comfort in the knowledge that better men than you have far worse inferiority complexes.'

Your conscience dropped by, again without an appointment.

'The bartender referred me to a shoe shine boy, and the shoe shine boy referred me to you.'

"Damn, Tyler, I thought you'd worked through all that in therapy."

'She must be losing her grip.'

"Giving the people 15 minutes of fame has been a disaster. How about 15 minutes of psychotherapy?"

"My parents deprived me of meaningful hardship."

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

"Didn't you give watching the news before bedtime?"

"The overthinker"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"Uptight End"

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

Dreams I have had...

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."