Emotional Health Navigators Gifts

"It's always best to start with a low dose and closely monitor the results."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Surfing the daily stress

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

"But what if this is all there is?"

The Wishing Well

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

'He's never there for me.'

Twice a year, Uncle Mort and Sadie Cohen have an official relationship talk. While this biannual conversation is scheduled by mutual consent under long-standing treaty, some participants engage grudgingly. Let's talk about our feelings. I don't feel like it. That's not a feeling, Snookums! Loophole!

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

"Ever since the accident, I can't seem to get it together."

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

"Krazy straw"

"Adolescence can be a very trying time, Mr. Alcorn."

How are you feeling, Al? I couldn't be happier, Dr. Kapuchnik. Gee, that's great. No, I mean I wanted to be happier, but I couldn't.

"You're sucking all the fun out of my misery."

'So, your anger management class is working?'

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

Bird to psychologist: 'I have some deep-seeded issues.'

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"I broke off the relationship, then came the endless reminders, the sad letters and emails...It's tough cancelling a subscription."

"People can bridge the great distance between the Earth and the Moon..."

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"

Florist.

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"You were always my favorite to guilt-trip."

"You seem very remote."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

"No, I don't want a glass of water, but I'm worried that I might want one."