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"It's always best to start with a low dose and closely monitor the results."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Surfing the daily stress

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

"But what if this is all there is?"

The Wishing Well

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

'He's never there for me.'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

"Ever since the accident, I can't seem to get it together."

"Krazy straw"

"Adolescence can be a very trying time, Mr. Alcorn."

"You're sucking all the fun out of my misery."

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

'So, your anger management class is working?'

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

Bird to psychologist: 'I have some deep-seeded issues.'

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"People can bridge the great distance between the Earth and the Moon..."

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

"You seem very remote."

Florist.

"I broke off the relationship, then came the endless reminders, the sad letters and emails...It's tough cancelling a subscription."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"You were always my favorite to guilt-trip."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"

'You think you have a hard life? -- I have to listen to crazy people every day!'