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'Things must be pretty tough on poor Marge since Frank left.'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

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Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

The Wishing Well

'He's never there for me.'

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"When you hold me like this, you make me feel I can do anything."

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

"Adolescence can be a very trying time, Mr. Alcorn."

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

'It's good to talk.'

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"People can bridge the great distance between the Earth and the Moon..."

"You seem very remote."

"Seasonal depression and existential depression and political depression for the trifecta."

"I broke off the relationship, then came the endless reminders, the sad letters and emails...It's tough cancelling a subscription."

Florist.

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"You were always my favorite to guilt-trip."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'