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"I wasn't nervously hovered around enough as a child."

"Obsessively worrying about everything isn't a problem in green job applications - it's a prerequisite."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

Surfing the daily stress

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

The Map of the Human Heart

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

"But what if this is all there is?"

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

Free-Floating Anxiety

The Wishing Well

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

"Hell: The Airport"

"With great power comes great, great stress."

Twice a year, Uncle Mort and Sadie Cohen have an official relationship talk. While this biannual conversation is scheduled by mutual consent under long-standing treaty, some participants engage grudgingly. Let's talk about our feelings. I don't feel like it. That's not a feeling, Snookums! Loophole!

'He's never there for me.'

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

"You call that worrying?"

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"No, mom. . . it was last winter when I was skating on thin ice. This spring I'm just walking a fine line."

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'