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Sara M. Decided for once not to check Web MD

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

"But what if this is all there is?"

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

"With great power comes great, great stress."

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

"You call that worrying?"

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"Adolescence can be a very trying time, Mr. Alcorn."

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

"You're sucking all the fun out of my misery."

"No, mom. . . it was last winter when I was skating on thin ice. This spring I'm just walking a fine line."

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"I think it's the road to Stressville...."

"My main worry is my anxiety."

'Could you put a little more effort into that 'IN' box of yours?'

"Don't get caught."

Woman and scales.

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

Parental Anxiety

"No, I don't want a glass of water, but I'm worried that I might want one."

"Brenda's always been a bit of a worrier."

'When I call for the time and temperature, they say 'Who wants to know?''

If I'm a hypochondriac, what does that make YOU?

'You think you have a hard life? -- I have to listen to crazy people every day!'