Stress Scheduler Gifts

'Poor Jenkins passed on. He worked here for 42 years, he never called in sick and he always worked overtime. What an idiot.'

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"I feel your pain."

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

Danger Slow Sand.

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

Indecision and Outrage Trays

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

"With great power comes great, great stress."

"The majestic way they climb higher and higher until they seem to kiss the sky reminds me of the huge pile of work I have waiting for me when I get back."

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

'I see Phelps is back from that stress reduction seminar.'

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

'You need some stress.'