Power Scheduler Gifts

'Is whenever I damn please good for you?'

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

'Faster Mr. Barlow, the lights keep going dim!'

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

'What do you mean you though I paid the electricity bill!'

"I think our solar panels are drawing in too much energy. I just plugged in my hair dryer, and I swear the sun dimmed."

"I'm afraid he's involved right now. If you could give me an outline of what ground you're covering I might be able to pencil you in."

TV scheduler's garbage in and garbage out baskets..

"Mine works flexitime too"

"Why, you're right. Tonight isn't reading night, tonight is sex night."

"Your ten o'clock is here."

When travel soccer leagues get out of control.

'We've got too many sitcoms, Miss Dudley -- pull the laugh tracks on half of them and run them as soaps.'

Whose turn is to set the day's agenda?

Just checking you're my 5 o'clock!

"Lunch Thursday at one? Looks good to me."

In Tray - Out Tray (on Fire)

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

TIME MANAGEMENT Seminar: Today's speaker - Time Management Expert Dr. Jones' Wife...JOANNE

'Poor Jenkins passed on. He worked here for 42 years, he never called in sick and he always worked overtime. What an idiot.'

"Yes, I think I have a window in my diary."

Running out of time

'The 10th and the 11th are definitely out.. How about the 12th of never?'

'If you can hear me headmaster, I want to know why you have closed the school.'

'We don't watch enough tv together anymore.'

Battery life time

"Our Wi-Fi went down at our tech camp. It's total anarchy here. Send help!"

"Could we meet one-to-one?"