Power Scheduler Pillows

'Is whenever I damn please good for you?'

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

'Faster Mr. Barlow, the lights keep going dim!'

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

'What do you mean you though I paid the electricity bill!'

"I think our solar panels are drawing in too much energy. I just plugged in my hair dryer, and I swear the sun dimmed."

TV scheduler's garbage in and garbage out baskets..

"I'm afraid he's involved right now. If you could give me an outline of what ground you're covering I might be able to pencil you in."

"Mine works flexitime too"

"Why, you're right. Tonight isn't reading night, tonight is sex night."

"Your ten o'clock is here."

"Lunch Thursday at one? Looks good to me."

'Poor Jenkins passed on. He worked here for 42 years, he never called in sick and he always worked overtime. What an idiot.'

'We've got too many sitcoms, Miss Dudley -- pull the laugh tracks on half of them and run them as soaps.'

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

Just checking you're my 5 o'clock!

In Tray - Out Tray (on Fire)

Running out of time

"Yes, I think I have a window in my diary."

"Our Wi-Fi went down at our tech camp. It's total anarchy here. Send help!"

'If you can hear me headmaster, I want to know why you have closed the school.'

'The 10th and the 11th are definitely out.. How about the 12th of never?'

'We don't watch enough tv together anymore.'

Battery life time

"Could we meet one-to-one?"

Socaial Life of the Cable Installer Guy.