Stress Shedder Gifts

Universal airlines - "We found your suitcase,but I'm afraid we can't locate your emotional baggage."

In basket-case.

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Surfing the daily stress

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"I feel your pain."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

'101 ways to drive your boss crazy.' 'How to stay sane at the top.'

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

"The majestic way they climb higher and higher until they seem to kiss the sky reminds me of the huge pile of work I have waiting for me when I get back."

"How much is this going to cost me?"

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

'I see Phelps is back from that stress reduction seminar.'

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

Tired - Stressed - Tired.

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

'My work-lifestyle balance is shot, I'm either working or I'm dead!'

"Miss Simms, activate my deflector shield."

A shrink charges $200 an hour, but double chocolate layer cake is only $19.95.

In the Fever Cubicle

Neverending Task.

'You must adopt a healthy lifestyle to work here because you'll have to sweat a lot of blood.'

'My life is around here somewhere.'

Falling profits.

"Oh no, those aren't recharging stations for phones. We have those there so physicians can get themselves recharged!"

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

"Let's stop for a second while my assistant brings me a stiff drink."

"You can see him now. His meds just kicked in."