Stress Squasher Gifts

'Is this your profit?'

In basket-case.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Three gates of hell: marriage counseling, investments, company meetings

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"I feel your pain."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

Took On Too Much

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

'101 ways to drive your boss crazy.' 'How to stay sane at the top.'

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

"The majestic way they climb higher and higher until they seem to kiss the sky reminds me of the huge pile of work I have waiting for me when I get back."

"How much is this going to cost me?"

'While you were out I replaced you.'

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

Business cartoon showing a stressed business woman who has three urgent messages on her office door.

'I see Phelps is back from that stress reduction seminar.'

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

'My work-lifestyle balance is shot, I'm either working or I'm dead!'

'The boss thinks you're burning-out, but instead of a vacation he's moving you under the smoke detector.'

Doctor sleeps in a patients bed.

A shrink charges $200 an hour, but double chocolate layer cake is only $19.95.

"Make it quick—I only have a minute."

Tom Bagley's Outer Shell.

Covid-19 Caution

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

Costs and Blood Pressure

Neverending Task.

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'