Lover Of Complexity T-Shirts

'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Raptures

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

Mensa Does Improv

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

= too complex

The Meaning of Life

Bagging the Chipmunk

Transactional Analysis... Making complex ideas simple!

"He says he's a Professor of Rhetoric but I'm not persuaded."

'To put it simply, our policy just isn't complicated enough.'

Specialising in Multiple Personality Disorder

'85% recover with no complications, 60% of the remaining 15% will have a slower recovery rate, and the remaining 40% of the 15% may need additional treatment.'

Gobbledygookologist

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

"Carl had the mouth of a truck driver... Sorry, Carl, I just can't make no sense from all those words comin’ out your pie hole. A truck driver with a Ph.D. in mathematical logic."

"What a noise! Sounds like two disco dancing elephants"

"I envy you - I wish I were close enough to my family to be estranged."

"Jekyll, old man - I think you've made my wife's drink a bit too strong."

'It's a tax on taxes.'

"What do you mean, 'Have your lawyer call me lawyer'?... you are my lawyer!"

Basic greeting cards.

Pages 4 and 5 of the minimalist coloring book'

Bureaucratic procedures

'I do still love you, Morton, but there's a subtext.'

"Don't tell me you're JEALOUS,darling?"

'When we say 'it's not rocket science' we mean it's something far more complicated.'

Catching Young Tarpon

"Where has this plain white T-shirt been all my life?"