Critic Of Complexities T-Shirts

"Look at this painting for thirteen seconds. Squint your eyes meaningfully at the bottom left corner. Then lean forward and look at the little white square, nodding as you stare."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

Movies vs. Films

Mensa Does Improv

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?'

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

Transactional Analysis... Making complex ideas simple!

Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do!

Evolution of Man

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

'To put it simply, our policy just isn't complicated enough.'

'In and/or out' sign on door of department of philosophy

Specialising in Multiple Personality Disorder

"Man, I'm sooooo bored!"

"It looks like fecal transplants may do us in."

Sucking Up to Gen X

'85% recover with no complications, 60% of the remaining 15% will have a slower recovery rate, and the remaining 40% of the 15% may need additional treatment.'

Gobbledygookologist

Mail & Political lies.

'Sure we're concerned about terrorism, but the only bombs we've seen around here are some of the movies we've booked.'

"I envy you - I wish I were close enough to my family to be estranged."

"The government wants an international economy... Bosses on N.Y. salaries and everyone else on Mumbai wages."

The Slips of Capitalism

My first rodeo

"What do you mean, 'Have your lawyer call me lawyer'?... you are my lawyer!"

'I do still love you, Morton, but there's a subtext.'

Expensive Bird Feeder

'When we say 'it's not rocket science' we mean it's something far more complicated.'

The EU rolls back US wine imperialism. Chateau Postmoderne has undertones of angst, fragmentation and self-doubt, mixed with an intriguing gout de desespoir.