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Books: Very Subtle, Just a Little Subtle, and Not At All Subtle.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

The World's Easiest Airport

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

Not much money, glory, or praise

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

New York Netherworld

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

'Silent type, eh?'

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

Working from OM.

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

Feathered frenzy

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Just in time

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"At last - no Trump."

"You're lucky you're a U.S. citizen and this is America! The government has generously offered you five free guesses about what you're charged with and where you're going to be secretly detained."