Simplicity Seekers Mugs

Do you sell cell phones just for making calls?

"Do you have a phone that doesn't do too much?"

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

"Believe me, everyone at the bank envies our simple lifestyle."

Ockham chooses a razor

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Turn, turn and turn.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Crowded Ice Fishing

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

I should probably get out more.

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

The World's Easiest Airport

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'