Simplicity Seeker Mugs

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Your solution is far too simple for a real expert..."

Ockham's razor

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

Simplify Your Life Conference, 1,000s of Exhibits.

'Simplify your life' workshop 10am

Simpler Times

Keep it simple stupid!

'No, I don't want a bag or cashback and I haven't got a car park voucher or a loyalty card. I just want to pay for the newspaper and get on with my life.'

"I got rid of all the excess in my life."

'Jill knows how to keep it simple.'

William of Ockham

"Now that I have it all, I'd like to scale it back a bit."

Less is less

Signs left and right read: High tech/low tech.

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

'Quite a breakthrough! It's a phone that's just a phone.'

Man in cell phone shop - 'Do you have a phone that just phones?'

'...if I have to get a job when I grow up, I guess I'll be a garbage man. You get to drive big trucks, throw things and you only work on Tuesdays.'

Keep it simple

Man with bags of money - "I enjoy the simple things."

'At least we don't need any troubleshooting pages!'

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

"I don't believe you're a minimalist I think you're just mean."

'First you say we should simplify our lives, and now you want me to make you a bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich!'

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

'It's the latest thing - one flavor, no decisions.'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'I prefer the simpler things in life -- men.'

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"It doesn't get any more low-maintenance than this!"

"And we thought you were a team player!"

"Ah, yes...the joys of simple living."

'We'll never make it: you're gourmet coffee and craft beer, I'm instant and light.'