Complexity Seeker Mugs

Chaos Theory: Only 6 More Days Until All Hell Breaks Loose!

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"Any questions?"

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

The World's Easiest Airport

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

Bryan Ferry

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"My resume is concise, succinct and eloquently worded. I only hope they know what I'm talking about."

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

Tic-tac-toe

Not much money, glory, or praise

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

= too complex

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."