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"My super powers are listening and downsizing my life."

"I didn't spark joy."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

"It's a simple model but it works for me!"

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"It's called 'Sold'."

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

Less is more.

Life stripped bare

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

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Life is simpler in the sticks.

'Well, it's official. The entire catalogue has to be dumbed down again!'

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.

Extreme Yard Sale

Restaurant: Come & Get It! Bland Cuisine - 'Just plain food, good, but nothing fancy.'

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

"No student debt, a cappuccino maker-- all I need is a tiny house and I'll be living the retirement dream."

"Maybe your purpose in life is to have a well-organized sock drawer."

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

It's nice, but we were hoping for something unfurnished.