Minimalist At Heart T-Shirts

He wants a black coffee. Do we serve that?

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

"My poor tia Carmen needs a lot of stuff for Christmas."

'I'm cutting out the middleman.'

Soap shop - "Do you have any that smell of soap?"

"Well, we said we were going to simplify our lives and we did."

"So, how's that 'Tiny House living' working for you so far?"

"Shall I toss these half-dead batteries, or put them in a device we don't use and let them die with dignity?"

A hermit crab moves home

"My retirement health plan consists of a thermometer and a bottle of aspirin."

"No student debt, a cappuccino maker-- all I need is a tiny house and I'll be living the retirement dream."

"I'm an anti-materialist hoarder...I got way too much of nothing."

"I see you decluttered."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"It's called 'Sold'."

Efficiency Expert Greeting

'Of course when minimalism died I got rid of everything.'

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

"I misplace everything, yet there always seems to be more of it."

Other People's Stuff,

I'm a minimalist.

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

'Peace at last.'

Then we thought who needs a big house with a swimming pool anyway?'

Extreme Yard Sale

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

"Where's my stuff?"

I took it with me

"Never give up on your dreams..."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"Only the rich can afford this much nothing."

That shows business confidence.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

(Camel paintings)

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."