Complexity Confronts Simplicity T-Shirts

Keep it simple.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Mensa Does Improv

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?'

= too complex

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

Bagging the Chipmunk

Transactional Analysis... Making complex ideas simple!

'To put it simply, our policy just isn't complicated enough.'

Specialising in Multiple Personality Disorder

Chaos Theory: Only 6 More Days Until All Hell Breaks Loose!

Emotional Incontinence - Emotional Illiteracy

'85% recover with no complications, 60% of the remaining 15% will have a slower recovery rate, and the remaining 40% of the 15% may need additional treatment.'

Gobbledygookologist

"I'm not quite ready to order. My lawyers are still studying the menu."

"I envy you - I wish I were close enough to my family to be estranged."

"My super powers are listening and downsizing my life."

"What do you mean, 'Have your lawyer call me lawyer'?... you are my lawyer!"

Couple in front of computer. Screen reads 'Internet shopping with husband'. Husband is huffing, puffing and sighing.

'I do still love you, Morton, but there's a subtext.'

"In my spare time I'm a doctor."

'When we say 'it's not rocket science' we mean it's something far more complicated.'

"I finally memorized my bug number."

'It's like there's these people inside me, trying to get out.'

"Hard data just isn't doing it for me anymore. I crave ambiguity!"

Obama's immigration law

Stress-inducing coloring book for adults

Babushka

The EU rolls back US wine imperialism. Chateau Postmoderne has undertones of angst, fragmentation and self-doubt, mixed with an intriguing gout de desespoir.

'That dog won't hunt.' Bird dog in a pink tutu.

"In our day, we didn't need fancy passwords and usernames, we didn't have batteries that always needed charging, and our systems never just suddenly went down!"

"And this is the latest 'non teamwork' approach to resolving the problem."

"Look at this painting for thirteen seconds. Squint your eyes meaningfully at the bottom left corner. Then lean forward and look at the little white square, nodding as you stare."