Complexity Connoisseur Prints

'To put it simply, our policy just isn't complicated enough.'

'When we say 'it's not rocket science' we mean it's something far more complicated.'

"No, I like it. I just don't see the point."

"What do you mean, 'Have your lawyer call me lawyer'?... you are my lawyer!"

"I envy you - I wish I were close enough to my family to be estranged."

Stress-inducing coloring book for adults

Specialising in Multiple Personality Disorder

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Mensa Does Improv

Spontaneous Kombucha

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

Meowlzebub

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

A Highly Networked Staff

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

allovertheplace.com

Tomato's, Cucumber's, Apostrophe's.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

Revolving Doors Ltd. - 'He's in, out, in, out ...'

'Could you put a little more effort into that 'IN' box of yours?'

Transactional Analysis... Making complex ideas simple!

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

Dmitri Shostakovich

Goldfish bowl leaking into the TV screen.

'Slow Connection'

The appointed time

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."