Complexity Enthusiast Prints

'85% recover with no complications, 60% of the remaining 15% will have a slower recovery rate, and the remaining 40% of the 15% may need additional treatment.'

'Sure, we could make it simpler but that would only complicate matters.'

Institute Of Multi-Tasking

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

Transactional Analysis... Making complex ideas simple!

Babushka

"Hard data just isn't doing it for me anymore. I crave ambiguity!"

"And this is the latest 'non teamwork' approach to resolving the problem."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Mensa Does Improv

'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?'

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Unrest Area.

"It's a simple model but it works for me!"

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Chaos Theory Conference.

= too complex

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

"You stop it, now!"

"What?"

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

Extreme Birthdays.

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'