Complexity Conqueror Gifts

'It's a tax on taxes.'

Physics: Unified Theory. Luftkopf's work on string theory is all tangled up.

Bureaucratic procedures

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Rage.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

Crop duster wanted.

Supermarket Merge

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

Business cartoon showing a stressed business woman who has three urgent messages on her office door.

Bring It On!

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

Access Denied!

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

Contest to enter the University

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

'To put it simply, our policy just isn't complicated enough.'

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

Office Task Map

"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"

Chaos Theory: Only 6 More Days Until All Hell Breaks Loose!

Computer Gamers.

Specialising in Multiple Personality Disorder

Hourglass small at top (time left), big at bottom (stuff to do).

Gobbledygookologist