Circuit Conqueror Gifts

"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

'My feet are killing me.'

Rage.

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

The trim reaper

"I love fast break business success."

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Crop duster wanted.

For sale - Used only Once.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

A Learning Curve.

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

Contest to enter the University

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

Computer Gamers.

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

"We have a problem. It's called the competition."