Circuit Conqueror Gifts

"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'My feet are killing me.'

Rage.

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

The trim reaper

"I love fast break business success."

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Crop duster wanted.

For sale - Used only Once.

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

A Learning Curve.

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

Physics: Unified Theory. Luftkopf's work on string theory is all tangled up.

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

Boss, what would you say if I told you that if you don't give me a raise, I'll go work somewhere else? I'd say "Wouldn't it be a shame if your letter of recommendation mentioned how you're an awful employee?" And I'd say "Isn't it a shame the town council has made sure this is the only cafe within fifty miles?" But the way, have you delivered my latest care packages to the council members? Very bad man.

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

Contest to enter the University

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

Spring, 1998: The world of sports is paralyzed by an equipment managers' strike.

Computer Gamers.

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

NBA Vampire