Pleasure Seekers Gifts

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

The Zoo.

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Golfing Boss

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Sauvignon Bonk

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Pet a Puppy

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Surprise!"

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

'Now here's a place I like!'

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

End the Winter Blues

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."